This will be an on going list of commercials that irritate the crap out of me. To see them, place your curser on the link and click. It will take you to you tube and will show you the lovely clip.
#1: Charim. It won't leave pieces behind . . . On your behind . . . You know, on your butt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOgnIvEmyyo
#2: Avadart. This guy knows all about enlargements. No, you cannot color Uranus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutwoT8-zVI
#3: It's my period and I'll cry if want to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-4APMv2QKo
#4: Viva Viagra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umhEoIdKYm8
Friday, August 22, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Valium or Prozac? Why Not Both!
Today was my first day being a Zions Bank employee. Tomorrow (Tuesday) will be my first official day. I will be in the Direct Branch. This is a branch that will not have any face to face contact with the clients. I will only be speaking to them on the phone. I am hoping that I will LOVE this job. I had a couple of people who already work at Zions said to me that this branch is where people make all the money. Ha Ha. We'll see.
I felt so old at the orientation. There were about 25 other people there and I honestly think that I was the third to the oldest. The instructer asked everyone in the room who was under the age of 21 to raise their hand. Only about 5 people didn't raise their hand. That made me feel like an old lady. Maybe in a few months I'll be an rich old lady.
I felt so old at the orientation. There were about 25 other people there and I honestly think that I was the third to the oldest. The instructer asked everyone in the room who was under the age of 21 to raise their hand. Only about 5 people didn't raise their hand. That made me feel like an old lady. Maybe in a few months I'll be an rich old lady.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Weak Sphincter
My dog, Nikki, has been wetting everywhere! She has been going on the couch, rocking chair, futon and floor. Once, she was just laying on my lap, and it just seeped out of her everywhere. So, I decided to take her to the vet. I made an appointment and the doctor said that her problem in one of three things. It was either diabetes, a bladder infection or incontinence. He took her in the back and did some tests. He brought her back shortly and told me that she had a weak sphincter. This is due to her being an old lady dog and that her poor little sphincter is just tired. To fix this, she will need to be on estrogen to tighten those little muscles up.
This little visit cost me $50. I have to either pay for her hormones or put up with the pee. I wonder if I can just cover everything in plastic wrap?
This little visit cost me $50. I have to either pay for her hormones or put up with the pee. I wonder if I can just cover everything in plastic wrap?
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