Friday, October 30, 2009

Broken Camera and Tooth







So, I had to take a picture of Porter's broken tooth. It is horrible looking and drives me nuts. But, it isn't hurting him or a problem, so we are going to just not worry about it right now. However, I really wanted everyone to see the damage. I took a couple of pics and when I put the photo cartridge in my computer it gave me all kinds of errors. I put it back into my camera and my camera said it was no longer usable. Sigh. . . So, no pictures right now. But, I have drawn some pictures and attached them to symbolize the photos I would have taken. The first photo is Porter's tooth. Notice the moon shaped chunk missing on the front tooth. The second is something really super exciting at our house. Porter has started potty training (his choice, he asked). He has gone pee a few times and is thinking about pooping. The last one is Bryson on the floor, getting ready to crawl and crying because he is stuck and Porter standing over him laughing. Remember, these are all drawings based on real photos I lost on my camera. PS: no applause or money needed for my fine art.


Don't worry, I have procured a camera to take Halloween pictures. No symbolization there.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Have you ever been to the circus?

Have you ever been to the circus? Well, I haven't, but I imagine it would go something like this . . .

The Amazing Porter tries to climb back into the tub after his bath. The Head Clown (aka mother) tries to grab him in a death defying feat. As the crowd gasps in horror the Amazing Porter falls, smacking his mouth on the tub and chipping his tooth. Don't worry folks, it's all part of the show!

Friday, October 16, 2009

They call me the toddler. . .

How do you make the sweetest baby ever even more cute? Answer: record him laughing when he has lost his voice.





Have you ever spent time with a 2 yr old? Well, I have and can I just say that each day I find more wrinkles and one more gray strand of hair. Click on the link below and listen carefully (but ignore the child that they have in the video). While it is playing, look at the following pictures of the adorable (even if he does make me crazy) Porter.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qFffq8_gis&feature=PlayList&p=38D61DBAE1DE06ED&index=0&playnext=11DBAE1DE06ED&index=0&playnext=1
How much crap do you need to jump on a 3 ft trampoline? A LOT. Just ask Porter.












Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, I can walk all the way to the wall and back! I let no stairs fear me, not even 13 of them!

No, really, I'm not sneaking into the fridge. No mom, I haven't figured out the fridge lock. No, I'm serious mom, I would never sneak candy, soda or cheese sticks. Mom! I would never use this conveniently sized stool for my naughty adventure.